zeldathemes
..." Give us this day, O Lord, and we swear to God we'll do nothing with it."
"Give us this day...
theonion:

Family Fears Grandmother Aware Of Her Surroundings

theonion:

Family Fears Grandmother Aware Of Her Surroundings

citicenx:

vagiants:


how big ya dick Jesus


He’d better buy me dinner first…

citicenx:

vagiants:

how big ya dick Jesus

He’d better buy me dinner first…

britneyjeanofficial:

christians and gays 

deposito-de-tirinhas:

por Quino
 http://www.quino.com.ar/

deposito-de-tirinhas:

por Quino

 http://www.quino.com.ar/

humansofnewyork:

"The saddest moment of my life was when my son left for America. I begged him not to go, but it was no use. He was my son but also my best friend. He used to tell me everything, but all he tells me now is: ‘Don’t worry, I have a job. I’ll tell you everything when I get back.’ I think he just doesn’t want me to worry about him. Because I heard from his friend that he’s being badly mistreated."
(Mexico City, Mexico)

humansofnewyork:

"The saddest moment of my life was when my son left for America. I begged him not to go, but it was no use. He was my son but also my best friend. He used to tell me everything, but all he tells me now is: ‘Don’t worry, I have a job. I’ll tell you everything when I get back.’ I think he just doesn’t want me to worry about him. Because I heard from his friend that he’s being badly mistreated."

(Mexico City, Mexico)

nevver:

How I am feeling

nevver:

How I am feeling

stoicmike:

No word has ever been abused as much as “philosophy.” — Michael Lipsey

stoicmike:

No word has ever been abused as much as “philosophy.” — Michael Lipsey

When I’ve finally memorized my pieces

whatshouldwecallpiccolo:

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'Can we take the long way home?'
Jason F. Wright, from The Cross Gardener (via the-final-sentence)

hexgoddess:

see-reverse-side:

hexgoddess:

What? Bisexual? She can’t be bisexual, you’re only bisexual if you’re actively fucking two people of two differing genders at the same exact time. The moment you stop fucking them you’re suddenly not bi anymore. It’s science.

I suppose that means we bi people exist in quantum superposition until someone observes us having sex.

Schrodinger’s Sexuality

danielodowd:

Edith Tse

danielodowd:

Edith Tse